03/04/200X
How do I even start this. Let's just say that Nikolaj dude pretty fucking scares me. No joke, that guy cannot be a human. I mean, he has only one eye. It's not like i'm against that but HOLY SHIT.
HOW THE HELL CAN HE PLAY THAT GUITAR. He's like a personification of the term enigma. Cause that's what he is. A one big fucking enigma.
Anyhow, that one eye is just a birth defect. It's gotta be. Mabey if Nikolaj swept that stupid long fringe away for once, we could all know the truth.
Weirdo